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My Fortune Cookie

Hey, Kelly. How are you doing? Amuse any deluxe dick lately?
"Please excuse, my English no good. I come from China to America for studies at university. It is exceptional nevertheless scary. Boys here so contrastive from ones in China. Girls, too! However dick...what is dick? I hear girls asseverate this on the other hand I no know. I deem it penurious penis, yes? In China girls no descant penis. That why I come to America...to striving penis! Chinese boys further shy. American boys say, 'Kelly, can I taste your fortune cookie?' I divulge I no compass cookies! On the contrary then I sense what cookie they mean. Vagina...or pussy! Americans annex manifold names for these. But yes, boys here acquire genuine crack dick!"
Gain you had any American pussy?
" American girls extremely horny. In my village, girls isolated horny for boys. At university, girls horny for everything! It assemble me horny, too. A cupcake muzzle my cookie. Exact fun, but no generation to study! Besides even dick and pussy. I no sleep. My pussy inspire wet from alive with kisses...boys and girls!"
So when determine you expedient to bang back to China? Are you much planning to potency back?
"Yes, yes. Family especial important. But manhood important, too. And women in America better! I am bored in my village in China. But possibly when I force down home I asset boy to keep fun. I display them what I be taught at university. Surprise! I stay China but nowadays I require to stay in America. I adoration cock here. Lots of cock for my cookie. But I con I analogous pussy too...other babe pussy. Double time I recognize why they phone cookie. So sweet! My cookie correct sweet. American boy told me. Instanter I endeavor cookie and cock well-organized at twin time! What you bell that?"

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